Borat Sagdiyev

Borat Sagdiyev was born on February 17, 1972 in Kuzcek, Kazakhstan, to Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the town Rapist (maternal grandfather). He has a 13-year-old son named Hooeylewis and 12-year-old twin boys, named Biram and Bilak, as well as 17 grandchildren. He has an older sister, Natalya (popular Kazakhstan prostitute) and a younger brother, Bilo, who is mentally retarded. It is also revealed that he has two wives as well as a mistress, a girlfriend, and a prostitute with whom he has had affairs on several occasions. In his professional life, Borat is a journalist and presenter on Kazakhstani television. He attended Astana University, where he studied English, journalism, and plague research. During this time, he created five new plagues which he says "killed over 5 million goats in Uzbekistan." Prior to this he worked as an ice maker, animal sperm retriever, gypsy catcher and the person who removes dead birds from a computer. GREAT SUCCESS!!